If it was easy, everybody would do it. Talk on stage that is.

drawing by franke james

There is an art and a science to delivering a good business presentation. Unfortunately too many people think they can get up on stage and ‘wing it’, or worse, read it! (Snore…) I recently attended two business conferences in the same week and was struck by the uneven quality of speakers.

Am I too demanding when I ask that the speakers be well prepared and live up to their advance hype? I don’t think so. Remember, these are not ‘freebie’ or charity events. We’ve paid cold hard cash to be inspired and informed by the speakers.

But who am I to criticize? Well, I’ve been on both sides of business presentations – in the audience and on stage, so I know how much work it is to deliver a really excellent presentation. And I’ve done it. But it’s not something you can knock off the night before. It can take months of preparation to deliver a tightly scripted ‘spontaneous’ talk. But when it works, it’s thrilling. Here are my ten guidelines:

1. Target your audience
Before you even begin to think about what you’re going to say, you have to find out who you’re going to be speaking to. Ask yourself, “How can I make my topic relevant to the audience? What is going to be their main takeaway from my talk?”

Recently I heard Doug Cooper, Country Manager for Intel speak. He was fabulous. Cooper is an engaging speaker who knew what he was talking about, and also supported his claims with visual proof (more on this later). He targeted his presentation – Getting Maximum Productivity out of Knowledge Workers – precisely to the audience. And since it was a business crowd, it was relevant to every person there. The crowd loved him.

2. You are the teacher
It’s not a glamorous concept, but it works. You are the teacher. As a teacher, you’re obviously going to need to prepare a lesson plan. Think of your concept at a high level, and then walk them through it step-by-step. And just like a teacher – and Doug Cooper above — don’t be afraid to use visual support. Diagrams. Charts. Photos. They can bring your words to life and add drama.

At one business conference recently, the only presenter on stage who had slides, charts and photos was a woman. Her attention to detail and thorough preparation showed respect. She was great at communicating her message. Then the guys got up and spoke ‘off-the-cuff’ with no visuals. I asked others around me if they got the same impression as me. Yep. The guys were lazy and thought they could blind us with their brilliance, and we’d never notice their lack of preparation. Nope. We weren’t fooled.

3. Make it look easy by being prepared
There are a few rare individuals who can perform ‘unscripted’ in front of an audience and get rave reviews. But it’s been my experience that the more time spent in preparation, the better the talk will be. Not that your talk should look ‘prepared’. The goal is to get up on stage and speak as naturally, and authoritatively to the crowd as if you were chatting one-on-one.

4. Make a claim. Prove it.
You are on stage because someone thought you had something worthwhile to say. Prove it. Don’t just spout off your opinions without supporting them. The audience is not going to believe what you say just because you’re on stage. The old presentation structure of ‘Make a claim. And prove it.’ is still the best. You can’t beat it.

5. The Emperor’s Clothes
If your secret fear is that the audience will see you have no clothes, then get some! Your physical appearance is not important… but if you dress badly it will get in the way of the audience appreciating your brilliance. Don’t let clothing, hair style, etc. be an obstacle to success. Nobody really cares what you look like. Unless you look awful. Hire an image coach if necessary.

6. You are an Entertainer
How can you make your subject lively, fun and interesting to the audience? Think about staging. Think about provocation. Think about engaging your audience in the content. Some great speakers – like Seth Godin – do it with the juxtaposition of words and pictures. His presentations remind me of advertising – but in a good way. Each ‘ad’ has a punchy headline and riveting visual that communicates the message. He’s teaching us but it’s fun.

7. Steal from TV and Theater
Let’s give the TV studios and theater companies some credit. They know how to present content with drama and flare. You can get some great ideas for how to present from watching them.

I borrowed an idea from the old TV Game shows and it worked brilliantly. At two software conferences my role was to explain licensing to animation software developers. This could be a snore. But I found a way to make it exciting (honest, that was the feedback from the audience). I gathered together a panel of experts from some of the biggest software houses, law firms and entertainment companies. I knew the audience would want to hear what they had to say. But how could I make it exciting and get each expert to speak directly without a lot of ‘PR spin’? I set it up like a TV game show. The ‘experts’ were on the hot seat, the questions were projected behind them, and the sense of energy in the room was palpable. This is not the secret recipe that will work in every situation. The big concept here is to learn from the best, and borrow ideas from other mediums like TV and theater.

8. Live up to your Hype
Every conference has a ‘blurb’ on the speakers and their talks. Obviously, this sets the audience expectations. But sometimes I wonder if the speakers have read their own blurbs. If you’ve promised to enlighten the audience on points A, B and C, do it! Don’t talk about A and then skip to Y and Z. The audience deserves to have their expectations met. Structure your presentation tightly so that it answers every one of the points you promised to cover in your advance publicity blurb. Fancy hype will get people in the door but they’ll leave disappointed if you can’t deliver the goods.

9. Be passionate
Recently I heard a prominent multi-millionaire executive get up on stage to talk about branding. First he showed a two-minute TV ad for his great brands, with lots of flashy effects and the latest music. Personally I thought it was in bad taste to force the audience to watch a TV ad, but maybe that was me…

Then he opened his mouth and read his prepared speech. His monotone speaking voice fell flat. His speech was studded with snappy one-liners and sexist jokes (which managed to offend every woman in the audience).

Why was it such a turnoff to hear a speech read aloud? I think it’s because we want to hear people speak from the heart about what they know and care about. It’s hard to be passionate when you’re reading aloud.

10. Remember Google knows (almost) everything
Answering questions from the audience can be the toughest part of your presentation – especially if you have the PR department watching your every word. But in this age of Googling, you dodge questions at your peril!

Give the audience credit for being intelligent. They’ll know when you don’t answer a question ‘straight up’. People can smell ‘PR spin’ instantly. Answer the questions based on what is already out in the public realm. If the audience can look up what your company spent on “X”, then tell the truth. Otherwise it could be an embarrassing news item the next day.

Does the world need to go on a diet?

Belly dancing for the planet

By Franke James

Pondering two of the weightiest issues of the day it came to me in a flash. The world needs to go on a diet! Not to make light of heavy issues, but curiously both the obesity epidemic and global warming have a lot in common, and present big marketing challenges.

Here are 10 ways that they are similar, and ideas on how to motivate people to go on a diet:

  1. Over-indulgence and greed: Whether gorging on edible energy or gorging on carbon-based energy, it all comes down to over-indulgence. The solution is easy to say but hard to do: ‘Stop consuming so much energy!’ Marketers will need to be clever to popularize a spartan lifestyle.
  2. Dire warnings!! ‘Global warming is a ticking time bomb!’ ‘Obesity is as big a threat as global warming and bird flu!’ But will fear move people to action?
  3. Denial is rampant: Everybody wants to deny obesity and global warming. Many people believe it’s their ‘own’ business if they are obese or energy hogs. Unfortunately the collective weight of so many people thinking the same way has resulted in the obesity epidemic and global warming problem. Clearly we need to launch a viral, peer-pressure campaign…
  4. Brainwashing the public: Both obesity and global warming have spawned popular films which help shape public opinion better than any formal marketing campaign. (e.g. Super Size Me and An Inconvenient Truth)
  5. ‘Bigger is better’ is leading to waste and more waist: The appetite for all things big in North America — from giant Hummer’s to Texas-sized steaks to monster homes — has resulted in bigger waistlines and bigger carbon emissions. To beat these two trends we have to make people believe that ‘small is beautiful’.
  6. Energy-saving appliances: Does ‘energy-saving appliance’ mean saving human energy or saving electrical/gas energy? Maybe we should remind people that the best ‘energy-saving appliances’ are their own two feet (or two hands if they’re preparing food).
  7. Guilt and virtue: Feeling guilty? Don’t worry! Giant industries — like diet foods and hybrid SUV’s — have sprung up to let us indulge, guilt-free and make that ‘spartan’ lifestyle easier to swallow. As more consumers demand healthier foods and green products more will be produced.
  8. David and Goliath Battles: Both are fighting trillion dollar industries. While the odds seem slim on winning remember we have lawmakers on our side, working overtime to ban trans fats, soft drinks in schools and cap carbon emissions. And every new hurdle presents a marketing opportunity!
  9. Green sprouts: The revolution is happening. Our kids are starting to demand hybrid cars, recycling, and solar panels. But have they got the message about junk food?
  10. How to get everybody to go on a diet? Promise them something that everyone wants, and that has sold millions of diet books: The ‘small is beautiful’ diet will make them very attractive and much more popular.

Too lightweight? You want more?

1. Over-indulgence and greed

Whether gorging on edible energy or gorging on carbon-based energy, it all comes down to over-indulgence. Excessive energy consumption ultimately leads to the destruction of bodily organs in the case of obesity. And in the case of global warming, to the destruction of the environment and bodily organs. The solution is easy to say but hard to do:’Stop consuming so much energy!’ Marketers will need to be clever to popularize a spartan lifestyle.


2. Dire warnings!!

Dire warnings issued by both causes grab headlines, but will they move people to action?

“This insidious, creeping pandemic of obesity is now engulfing the entire world. It’s as big a threat as global warming and bird flu.” Paul Zimmet, Chairman, 10th International Congress on Obesity (ICO)

Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb. If the vast majority of the world’s scientists are right, we have just ten years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tail-spin of epic destruction involving extreme weather, floods, droughts, epidemics and killer heat waves beyond anything we have ever experienced.” An Inconvenient Truth


3. Denial is rampant

Denial of the obesity epidemic and global warming is rampant.

If, despite the ‘dire warning’ above, you’re still saying, ‘What obesity epidemic?’ chew on this fact from the International Congress on Obesity (ICO): There are now 1 billion overweight people on the planet versus 800 million starving people. But it would be hard to find people, other than medical professionals, who realize the threat that obesity poses to the world. Obesity is spreading throughout the developed and developing world in men, women and children. It threatens to overwhelm the world’s health system due to a massive increase in cardiovascular disease and diabetes.

Similarly global warming is all about denial. Even when respected publications like Scientific American state conclusively — “The debate on global warming is over. Present levels of carbon dioxide – nearing 400 parts per million (ppm) in the earth’s atmosphere – are higher than they have been at any time in the past 650,000 years and could easily surpass 500 ppm by the year 2050 without radical intervention.” — we have politicians like George W. Bush and Stephen Harper denying the reality of global warming.

We need to move people from denial to action. Getting people to see that their individual behavior impacts the world at large is the first step to solving both problems. Many people believe it’s their ‘own’ business if they are obese or energy hogs. Unfortunately the collective weight of so many people thinking the same way has resulted in the obesity epidemic and global warming problem. Clearly we need to launch a viral, peer-pressure campaign…


4. Brainwashing the public

Both obesity and global warming have spawned popular films which help shape public opinion better than any formal marketing campaign.

‘Super Size Me’ hit the fast food industry below the belt, and some say caused McDonald’s to pull their Super Size option from their restaurants. The movie showed the deterioration of 33-year-old filmmaker Morgan Spurlock’s physical condition, day by day until his body starts to fall apart. Fearing serious damage to his internal organs, his doctors ordered him to stop eating the fast food diet. ‘Super Size Me’ helped raise public awareness of the detrimental health effects of fast food (in excess), and has contributed to the banning of trans-fats in foods, and soft drinks in schools. The movie grossed over $28,541,032 worldwide.

On the global warming front, An Inconvenient Truth, is still in circulation and has already grossed over $23,423,774. Al Gore’s film helped persuade Californians of the need for the Global Warming Solutions Act. Check out this double-bill feature: “Join us on Saturday for an afternoon screening of “An Inconvenient Truth”, and hear from state assembly-woman Fran Pavley on current legislation [Global Warming Solutions Act] authored by speaker Fabian Nunez and primary co-author Fran Pavley.”


5. ‘Bigger is better’ is leading to waste and more waist

The obesity epidemic and global warming both suffer from the ‘Bigger is better’ mentality. The appetite for all things big in North America — from giant Hummer’s to Texas-sized steaks to monster homes — has resulted in bigger waistlines and bigger carbon emissions. And it’s spreading to every nation on earth. For example, McDonald’s has over 30,000 restaurants in more than 100 countries. News reports speculate that they will open 1,000 locations in time for the Beijing Olympics in 2008.


6. Energy-saving appliances

This is where it gets confusing: Does ‘energy-saving appliance’ mean saving human energy or saving electrical/gas energy? Maybe we should remind people that the best ‘energy-saving appliances’ are their own two feet (or two hands if they’re preparing food).

Imagine how much energy could be saved, and weight lost, if able-bodied people walked up stairs instead of riding on escalators? (Of course advocates for the disabled would insist on an on-off switch for those who really need it…) It’s ironic that by saving human energy we’ve made both the global warming and obesity problem worse.


7. Guilt and virtue

Feeling guilty? Don’t worry! Giant industries — like diet foods and hybrid SUV’s — have sprung up to let us indulge, guilt-free and make that ‘spartan’ lifestyle easier to swallow. As more consumers demand healthier foods and green products more will be produced.

On the obesity side we have diet foods, diet pills, the fitness and weight loss industries. And if that doesn’t work there’s always bariatric surgery to make your stomach smaller. The pharmaceutical giants are there to help with medications to ease obesity related diseases like diabetes, heart disease, stroke and high blood pressure.

For global warming there are a slew of products including hybrid cars, solar panels and geo-thermal heating systems. Being green is now a sign of virtue. It’s a status symbol: you can never be ‘too thin’ or ‘too green’. But if you can’t bring yourself to trash your SUV just yet, there is an easy way out. You can buy a carbon-pass to offset your dirty car emissions and pay for your sins — just like the big countries in the Kyoto accord do (except for Canada).


8. David and Goliath battles

Obesity and global warming are both fighting ‘David and Goliath’ battles against trillion dollar industries. While the odds seem slim on winning, we have lawmakers on our side, working overtime to ban trans fats, soft drinks in schools and cap carbon emissions. California has launched a lawsuit against 6 auto manufacturers for damage to the climate. “Global warming is causing significant harm to California’s  environment, economy, agriculture and public health. The impacts are already costing millions of dollars, and the price tag is increasing.” said the Attorney-General Bill Lockyer.

The tobacco industry was brought to its knees… There is hope.


9. Green sprouts

The revolution is happening. Our kids are starting to demand hybrid cars, recycling, and solar panels. But have they got the message about junk food?


10. How to get everybody to go on a diet?

Well, everybody hates diets. We need to promise them something that everyone wants, and that has sold millions of diet books: The ‘small is beautiful’ diet will make them very attractive and much more popular.
OBESITY:
More human energy used by walking, cycling = Leaner, fitter and more attractive humans
Less edible energy consumed means less food transportation = Leaner, fitter and more attractive humans

GLOBAL WARMING:
More human energy used by walking, cycling = Less carbon fuels burned
Less food transportation = Less carbon fuels burned